sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)

Apr 20 8:23with 51,150 notes


the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)

Apr 20 8:17with 415,505 notes


steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny

Apr 19 8:20with 12,088 notes



There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

Apr 19 8:16with 439,237 notes


I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Apr 19 8:08with 23,888 notes
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